that game's amazing. my first game, i managed to engineer a situation in which i, the genius king of ireland, was betrothed to an underaged princess of scotland, whose siblings i then murdered in cold blood, and whose mother was past childbearing age. the stage was SET, man. i was going to marry a queen, and our son was going to be the emperor of britannia!
....but then the princess had an accident or something, because when she came of age and i went to claim my bride,
SHE
WAS
SUDDENLY
AN IMBECILE.
...
In other news: aw, catch you 'round, Jamie! play mass effect! stop playing the third one 20 min before the end or you'll regret it!
....but then the princess had an accident or something, because when she came of age and i went to claim my bride,
SHE
WAS
SUDDENLY
AN IMBECILE.
...
In other news: aw, catch you 'round, Jamie! play mass effect! stop playing the third one 20 min before the end or you'll regret it!
BECAUSE OF LIGHT AND DUTY AND REASONS.