05-20-2014, 01:16 PM
Jay Rodriguez is revealed by the internet to be a pudgy plain-faced in that almost pretty in the right light woman whose face is all freckles and whose hair has most recently been dyed an unbelievable burgandy and who wears glasses. Jay Rodriguez is also revealed to be a vice principal at an elementary school out in one of the suburbs, to be a volunteer red cross coordinator, an advocate for literacy, and somebody who does not appear to show up in any drunk photos at all. The closest one gets is from Halloween '13 with the caption 'Cat as Wonder Woman (can't pull off the tights can he), Marvin as the Skeleton Jack, Amir as a Transformer, and Jay as Jay Gatsby (lol Jay)' where she looks sheepishly happy and dapper as fuck with Skeleton Jack's arm around her shoulders sitting on a kerb nursing a big bucket of candy. She usually doesn't typo.
As for the incident, nearest he can tell she's referring to something which might've made a bigger splash in papers if it had been a slow news month. It hadn't been.
The story is about a brace of dogs (a dachsund and a malamute-shepherd mix) attacking a young boy, name withheld, age 5, before going on to attack a police officer who was on the scene, Brent McDermott, and another unidentified bystander who fled the scene. The young boy is in critical condition and the malamute-shepherd was shot on-site but the dachsund escaped. No mention is made of the dogs owners and the article just really wants to laugh at the unlikely dog-teamup while letting people know that a cop got hurt. Most of the comments on the online version of the article devolve into vitriolic hate-flinging re: those dogs should be put down LOL NO the cop should be put down they were only trying to help etc etc. This happened near a school (also unidentified) late at night.
As for the incident, nearest he can tell she's referring to something which might've made a bigger splash in papers if it had been a slow news month. It hadn't been.
The story is about a brace of dogs (a dachsund and a malamute-shepherd mix) attacking a young boy, name withheld, age 5, before going on to attack a police officer who was on the scene, Brent McDermott, and another unidentified bystander who fled the scene. The young boy is in critical condition and the malamute-shepherd was shot on-site but the dachsund escaped. No mention is made of the dogs owners and the article just really wants to laugh at the unlikely dog-teamup while letting people know that a cop got hurt. Most of the comments on the online version of the article devolve into vitriolic hate-flinging re: those dogs should be put down LOL NO the cop should be put down they were only trying to help etc etc. This happened near a school (also unidentified) late at night.