12-06-2013, 11:09 AM
That totally needs to be a YouTube channel.
You want to borrow my cat, Noel? He will show up and be all, 'why you hiss like that - I just want to love!' (It's his only option. His bizarre asymmetrical markings mean he either gets to be so friendly everyone wants to love him or he gets to be a clown. He is totes my harlequin cat.)
I will even make him a little cape! Not that there is any force that would keep it on him, but we can just narrate it like he thinks he is doing that wrestler rip-off-clothes-for-drama thing....
Also - I hope your Internet is better soon, Liz!
You want to borrow my cat, Noel? He will show up and be all, 'why you hiss like that - I just want to love!' (It's his only option. His bizarre asymmetrical markings mean he either gets to be so friendly everyone wants to love him or he gets to be a clown. He is totes my harlequin cat.)
I will even make him a little cape! Not that there is any force that would keep it on him, but we can just narrate it like he thinks he is doing that wrestler rip-off-clothes-for-drama thing....
Also - I hope your Internet is better soon, Liz!