12-16-2013, 06:21 PM
FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK
Avery: Beyoncé fucking Knowles. She is flawless.
Erich: Dave Grohl. This is high praise. He played guitar for a band called Nirvana and then moved on to a band called Foo Fighters after Nirvana's lead singer killed himself. He does not do drugs or give a fuck. Once he was arrested and fined $400 for driving a scooter while intoxicated in Australia. He is a living legend.
Javed: Henry Rollins. He was the vocalist for a band called Black Flag back in the '80s but now he does pretty much everything under the general "ass kicking" banner.
Milton: Keith Moon. He was the drummer for a band called The Who. He used to blow things up and drive cars into hotel swimming pools and was generally a public menace. He was brilliant at playing drums tho.
Phoebe: Nancy Wilson. She is a guitarist/sometimes vocalist for a band called Heart. She looks good in leather pants.
Sophia: ... actually, never mind her.
Tamsin: Stevie Nicks. Come on, Grandpa, you know this one.
Thomas: Ringo Starr. He played drums for a little band called The Beatles.
Winona: Selena Gomez. She was on the Disney Channel and made Justin Bieber cry. You do not need to know who Justin Bieber is.
Lola: Joan fucking Jett. She is a bad bitch.
Avery: Beyoncé fucking Knowles. She is flawless.
Erich: Dave Grohl. This is high praise. He played guitar for a band called Nirvana and then moved on to a band called Foo Fighters after Nirvana's lead singer killed himself. He does not do drugs or give a fuck. Once he was arrested and fined $400 for driving a scooter while intoxicated in Australia. He is a living legend.
Javed: Henry Rollins. He was the vocalist for a band called Black Flag back in the '80s but now he does pretty much everything under the general "ass kicking" banner.
Milton: Keith Moon. He was the drummer for a band called The Who. He used to blow things up and drive cars into hotel swimming pools and was generally a public menace. He was brilliant at playing drums tho.
Phoebe: Nancy Wilson. She is a guitarist/sometimes vocalist for a band called Heart. She looks good in leather pants.
Sophia: ... actually, never mind her.
Tamsin: Stevie Nicks. Come on, Grandpa, you know this one.
Thomas: Ringo Starr. He played drums for a little band called The Beatles.
Winona: Selena Gomez. She was on the Disney Channel and made Justin Bieber cry. You do not need to know who Justin Bieber is.
Lola: Joan fucking Jett. She is a bad bitch.
Look. I have school. And RP. And all my other time is taken up by sheer, unreasoning panic. I don't have time for Reddit.
-- ixphaelaeon
-- ixphaelaeon